InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mystical Ninjas Ep.1]

#1 Daily Feature????????

Today must have been dire in the portal!! I like Sprite flashes normally, but this was just boring, pointless and to be honest, annoying. Had no real plot and made no sense. That annoying music will stick with me always =( 2/5

[Compensation4U]

It's all true!

You summed up the farce of the compensation culture very well! My thoughts exactly. They should get their medical bills covered, but nothing extra. You slip on a floor these days and you get £25k fucking rediculous. RANT OVER nice flash! Good lip syncing btw. 3/5

SF-Flash-Team responds:

Heh, yeah, I thought some people might notice and agree. Thanks for the good score, glad you enjoyed it!

[B/W Cartoon About Berries]

Yet another masterpiece!

This was incredibly good to watch. I really liked the style of Roof Tiling, and this flash expands on that, both in story and atmosphere. I don't think any other artist conveys such a vivid sense of atmosphere so well. The characters are also well defined, but not enough for the viewer to actually be able to figure them out. Jonathon i still can't figure out. In short, an amazing flash by the most innovative artist on newgrounds!

[Poverty Epidemic]

Powerful message

Don't blam this. If you do not like it, vote at least a 2 so that others can see this message.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

Thanks for the handy tip, GoldenClock

TIP: When making a crappy flash, randomly paste Tom and Wade's heads and it will make front page! It worked in this case! Newgrounds corruption at its best! Well done for making front page. Maybe next it'll be Turd of the Week and you'll get more unneccessary attention.

[galleta!]

Beautiful.

No other word for it. Absolutely beautiful. Amazing work!

wiilofgod responds:

hey mate !!thanks for those nice comments about my work......people like u make keep on working hard!!

[Dillium]

Yey! A GOOD Lilium parody!!!! XD

When i saw this in the portal listing i thought "oh ffs not ANOTHER pos Lilium parody that consists of google'd images flying around doing jack shit", but when i watched this i was lauging all the way through! This is definately the best Lilium parody ever! Better than the original itself, which is truly the best thing a parody can do. Kudos and a hauge 5 for you sir!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Yay!

[Surface]

Very good

could have used some subtitles. The music was far louder than the speech which made it near impossible to understand the plot, which, may i add, is very good. Overall a very innovative piece! Well done

[Great Weed Drought of '03]

Is this meant to be funny or serious..

.. because its hard to appreciate it as either. It didn't grab my interest, never mind maintain it, and by the end i was wondering how it got to be daily number one. Its hard to explain what i think of this movie without using a word as strong as Boring. Meh.. worse has been #1

[Pass the lightsaber]

Far too repetitive

Its just people getting killed by lightsabres. Yes its cool the first 3 times you do it, but after that it just sucks. The dancefloor scene was cool though made, me laugh, but apart from that a large dosage of yawns and boredum. And you don't bleed when sliced by a lightsabre, as has been reiterated over and over in past reviews, but is worth mentioning. It just shows how boring this flash is when people start nit-picking so closely.