InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dillium]

Yey! A GOOD Lilium parody!!!! XD

When i saw this in the portal listing i thought "oh ffs not ANOTHER pos Lilium parody that consists of google'd images flying around doing jack shit", but when i watched this i was lauging all the way through! This is definately the best Lilium parody ever! Better than the original itself, which is truly the best thing a parody can do. Kudos and a hauge 5 for you sir!

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Yay!

[Unrelated Occurences]

uhhh....

Good animation and great music to go with, but the plot was kinda confusing on the first scene. kinda ruined it. The street scene was very good however. Good job!

billyjr82 responds:

way down south on the chatahootchee i never knew how much that muddy water meant to me... the first scene made me smile ~billy

[Star Warz - thingie.]

Yet another piece of trash goes on front page...

Surely the front page is reserved for the best flashes? You'd think so but no. Time and time again mediocre flashes are posted. This was animated ok i guess, the sound was WAY too quiet and humour was practically non-existant. Could have been a lot better.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Final Extacy]

That rocked!!

Dude that l33t speaking wizard ruled!!!! I loved the humor in this!! This is the best sprite parody i've seen! Im gonna get lynched for saying this but its hella better than Link's Quest For Ass. This pwns, u noob =P

We3dy responds:

Thanks alot :P
I wouldn't say it's better than LQFA though. Plus, LQFA is a classic, and you can never beat classics :P My goal is only to give the people who like LQFAish movies a good laugh, and something to watch while LQFA3 is in progress (Yeap, it's back in progress).

[Persia Destroyed]

I've actually learned something today!

That was very good and a very informative flash piece. I had wondered what had become of the once-great Persian empire, and also wondered about their ethos and way of life. Now i am wiser. I only hope people don't blam this because its not got action or humor. That would have been an A in my books! Great job!

PersianPower responds:

Thankyou very much.

[Kombat Shorts 1]

Chuffin fantastic!!!

Hahah! I loved all the guesses the guys made (topped off nicely by the cheezy grin). The graphics were great and the voice acting was very good! Overall, maybe make one a little bit longer, but still this was short and very sweet! Good work!

Bezo responds:

Thanks dude. I'm not sure a lot of people got it, 'cos it's not really explicit, but Johnny Cage never moved anything but his mouth, because he's a crappy wooden actor.

I do love his cheesy grin though. :D Yeah, the next one will be longer (or more likely, more than one short). I like to keep them short but hilarious so they don't drag.

[Terror]

Solid.

It has it's ups and downs, but overall i think this is pretty solid. A lot of the art on this was rather good, and the music was cool too but it wasn't anything too special.

Oh and ffs quit it with the negative review replies that are totally uncalled for. What does it matter how many times warrensapp had sex? You jealous or something? Get real. You can't take the reviews don't post up on the internet for public view. Simple huh?.

(anticipates immature and irrelevant reply to this review, but doesn't really care as anything said by the author can be taken as being total bullshit that aint worth listening to in a thousand years)

Pen0rSeckz responds:

You talk like a bitch. I bet your daddy teached you that huh