InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TRACER episode 1]

Holy sh.....

I have never seen such amazing animation in my life!!! It looked like a film that someone had cell-shaded, the movement was so fluid and the voice acting was brilliant!

It's times like this I wish I could vote higher than 10!

[Command & Conquer TE]

Loved it!

I don't usually bother to write reviews unless either a submission is so bad it makes me sick, or so good I nearly die of laughter (or just generally enjoy the inginuity of the work on show), so I just had to review this! I'm not usually that big a fan of sprite work, but the way you parodised C&C was genious! The comedy timing couldn't have been better, especially in the toasted frenchie scene and the animation of the sprites was well done, with clear definition of body language which gave the jokes a lot more weighting and made them more enjoyable.

My hat goes off to you, sir! Well done! 10/10 without a doubt!

Killerratte responds:

My main goal was it to make the pixel-men act as real as possible so that the small amount of pixels gets overseen. Eventhough they only consist out of a few pixels, there are normally about 300-500 animation pictures, which made it really painful to use. My .fla was so full of graphics that it took several seconds to do an action, horrible i tell ya. The pixel-men acting like real humans was combined with a lot of correct timing & everything ... i'm glad people accept the way i animated the graphics.

Thanks for the review.

[FF Battle]

Love it!

Not as good as One More Final Battle, but still fantastic to watch! 11exp sounds about right. They always try to cheat you out of experience in the harder battles (and usually succeed!!!)

Great job! Hope to see more! :D

[One More Final Battle]

Brilliant! :D

Absolutely fantastic! I watched this after seeing "FF Battle" (also utterly brilliant!) and I can say, without a doubt, that this is the best FF parody I have ever seen! Can't believe that this isn't in the FF Parody Collection. It's definately worthy!

Well done! I pray for a sequel, like a man prays for a spark hoping for a fire!

[Neighboring Nations]

Pretty good!!

I liked it. It just goes to show how people can misinterpret holy texts. Happening a lot with the Qu'ran (Don't rightly remember the spelling) with religous fanatics in the middle east, but also there are Christains equally misinterpreting the Bible. I wouldn't say this is satirical, I don't believe this is posted on Newgrounds to ridicule Christians, so I don't see what all the fuss is about with the negative reviewers.

If I burn in hell, then I burn in hell happy that i followed my own beliefs, led my own life free of deities and prophets. I don't believe religion is neccessarily wrong, it steers people from paths that lead to ruin, but it equally steers people from paths that lead away from prosperity and harmony. Until religions decide not to hate everyone not of their faith, we will continue to have conflict and controversy will always arise when flash like this is released.

Watch with an open mind.

[TooF VII]

FOR GOD SAKE IT'S BEEN DONE!!!

This parody nonesense should have stopped with Toof Six. At least that was funny, and actually worthy of the title "parody". Computer voices and flashing mouths may play in DailyToons, but in a parody they have no place.

Its not exactly the worst Toof parody ive ever seen, but it doesn't exactly mean this is good.

rexCo responds:

shut the fuck up foamhead

[TooF Six]

This is what parodying is about

I like the Toof series, and vote high for it because it is humerous and unique, and generally hate any hate-flash associated with it, but all the way through this i was nearly off my seat laughing! As scathing as this parody is, all of it is true.

Good job! A parody that doesn't clutch at straws to find reasons to hate something and doesn't resort to penis imagry or the words "ghey" or "ur mom sux"