InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SpriteTT#5:Legend Of Link]

Pretty average

Considering there was a time limit to produce this flash, it was pretty damn good, so i'll let you off the hook for the dragging storylines. Some good battles in there too. Also i was reading some of the past reviews for this and just lemme say one thing, cos its been done so many times by the flash authors of many movies i have watched eg

"Its says you rank of a n00b. worthless opinion. people who know flash should only be alowd to review."

STFU, i don't know jack shit about flash but that doesnt mean i don't know entertainment when i see it (or not as the case may be) but slagging off review writers doesn't boost your popularity among your "l33t" friends (haha i crack myself up sometimes) Although reviewers deserved it, especially the review writers with totally unconstructive criticisms (eg "You suck. Die."). Its good when they get slagged off coz they deserve it, but don't slag off people just because they are "n00bs". Its totally unjustified.

[To Kill A Clock '05]

A clock that hates clocks?

lol that was very funny in places, but lacking in others. I really liked the portal scene. Thats probably what actually happens =P.

Oh, and EggKnight, the voices are supposed to be like that! THEY ARE CLOCKS!!!

[A Men's Room Monologue]

It's funny because it's true!!

This was a very well thought out comedy piece that kept me watching throughout without any loss of interest and gave me some good laughs!! A lot of the things discussed here i have had (and no doubt we ALL have) experience of. This is the type of humour i like. Down to earth, observational humour that works. Fantastic work!!! I like it! 5/5

[Final Extacy]

That rocked!!

Dude that l33t speaking wizard ruled!!!! I loved the humor in this!! This is the best sprite parody i've seen! Im gonna get lynched for saying this but its hella better than Link's Quest For Ass. This pwns, u noob =P

We3dy responds:

Thanks alot :P
I wouldn't say it's better than LQFA though. Plus, LQFA is a classic, and you can never beat classics :P My goal is only to give the people who like LQFAish movies a good laugh, and something to watch while LQFA3 is in progress (Yeap, it's back in progress).

[Persia Destroyed]

I've actually learned something today!

That was very good and a very informative flash piece. I had wondered what had become of the once-great Persian empire, and also wondered about their ethos and way of life. Now i am wiser. I only hope people don't blam this because its not got action or humor. That would have been an A in my books! Great job!

PersianPower responds:

Thankyou very much.

[Kombat Shorts 1]

Chuffin fantastic!!!

Hahah! I loved all the guesses the guys made (topped off nicely by the cheezy grin). The graphics were great and the voice acting was very good! Overall, maybe make one a little bit longer, but still this was short and very sweet! Good work!

Bezo responds:

Thanks dude. I'm not sure a lot of people got it, 'cos it's not really explicit, but Johnny Cage never moved anything but his mouth, because he's a crappy wooden actor.

I do love his cheesy grin though. :D Yeah, the next one will be longer (or more likely, more than one short). I like to keep them short but hilarious so they don't drag.

["target practice" W.W.W]

Pretty Controvertial Stuff...

But thats the way i like it!!! Fantastic job! The Monty Python French Knight quote was great!

I do however have the deepest sympathy for the friends and relatives of those killed by the original artist in the recent shooting. Nobody should ever have to go through that. I guess some people can't solve life's problems by any other means than shooting innocent defenceless people. Not only that he wouldnt even face up to what he had done. The afterlife will give out a far worse punishment than mortal law could ever do and for that i am thankful. Death is no escape. It is only the beginning of the retribution...

Anyway! Fantastic flash!!!!! Good luck with future projects! Viva la you dude!

[My GOD, Robots! episode 4]

Has it's moments...

Its damn good animation and this series is certainly one of the most original i have seen on Newgrounds, but the dialog was so hard to make out in places. Also i think the random antics were just unneccesary and just gave the impression you were trying a bit too hard to be funny. An ok series though. keep em coming