InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unrelated Occurences]

uhhh....

Good animation and great music to go with, but the plot was kinda confusing on the first scene. kinda ruined it. The street scene was very good however. Good job!

billyjr82 responds:

way down south on the chatahootchee i never knew how much that muddy water meant to me... the first scene made me smile ~billy

[Final Fantasy 8 Spoof]

Meh ok i guess

Boredum strikes! And thats just me watching this. I like the fact that flash isn't restricted to drawing, but whats been put out so far in film format is generally poor (albeit due to poor graphical quality caused by the upload 5 meg limit). Not Front Page material but then again not exactly Blam material either! And yes that box sequence was too long, but it was good to see burning!!! yey

[Star Warz - thingie.]

Yet another piece of trash goes on front page...

Surely the front page is reserved for the best flashes? You'd think so but no. Time and time again mediocre flashes are posted. This was animated ok i guess, the sound was WAY too quiet and humour was practically non-existant. Could have been a lot better.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Island Invasion]

Excellent!

I really liked the "camerawork", or whatever the word is for the flash equivilent. Your animation style is refreshingly unique and the plot was simple yet it made me want watch till the end. The effort put into this shows! Good job!!

[Valhalla Knights]

Overrated...

Why has this won so many awards? The plot is flat and twist-less, the audio quality is poor and the graphics, as good as they are, aren't exactly anything to be writing home about. This is vastly overrated and does not deserve #1. Maybe Underdog of The Week, but certainly not Daily/Weekly 1st Place. "I'm a cop" well what a suprise. Shock horror. Never saw that one coming </sarcasm>

[Dick Mantis]

Gave me a few laughs....

This wasn't exactly bad, nor was it anything spectacular. Hardly front page material, but not without it's charm.

[Retarded Animal Babies 13]

Nice work!

I have been eagerly anticipating RAB 13, being a fan of the first 12 and i certainly was not disappointed! Very funny throughout and still kept the elements that made the originals so funny! Keep up the good work!

Oh and Midget_Launcher, people who do not make flash are entitled to their views as much as those who do. Its like saying you aren't allowed to vote in an election because you arent one of the candidates. It makes no sense. But i do agree that most people with the most unhelpful comments are those who havent even touched any version of Flash in thier lives, so i can see where you are coming from.

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Not the best YAAFM i have seen

I hate americans too, but not all of them. I just hate the arrogant and incompetant one. (especially the ones who think they saved the Allies asses in WWII, which they didn't. Russia did. If they hadn't been kicking Hitler's ass on the Eastern front and draining so many men and resources from Hitler's armies then Germany would have had a superior advantage over the allies. If Germany had used those troops against us we would all have been beaten. No wonder you hate Russia. They stole your reason for lording it over the English). And besides only Americans could confuse Socialism with Communism.

Enough about America. This flash was quite boring in places, and didn't really show MM to be a stupid moron. Either you have some bad quotes or he isnt as much of a moron as you make him out to be. Also the lip-sync deteriorates quite rapidly, but still a good flash. Keep going! This series is very good!

[YAAFM 10: 50 Cent]

Shoot at my car, bitch!

Haha! I really liked that flash! I wonder how "fiddy" lives so harshly in his huge mansion [/sarcasm]. What a fuckin moron. At first i was reading the reviews and i thought "what the fuck is their problem." But then i watched it and its all true. He is a moron. Just like most of today's fake ass rappers. When 50 dies, thats it hes gone, forgotten. He doesn't hold a candle to the likes of Tupac, who despite being dead, is still very successful.

"Harsh realities"? get out of your fuckin mansion, fiddy, then you'll see what harsh is, you loser!

Fab flash! 4/5

Ps. Voices WAY too quiet hence sound = 5