InnocentBystander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Penis 5]

Why...

That kinda made no sense at all... and kinda is an understatement!!
Music i suppose was ok. Why is this even on Newgrounds anyway?? It has no relevance to... well.. ANYTHING! This just sucks. Im sorry but theres no kind way of saying it! So just stop

P.S. i hope that 5 doesnt mean that theres more of these!!

[Till death do us part]

Extremely moving

Shows a sub-urban lifestyle and a high-profile job can make you over comfortable and self-obsessed. I don't know who i felt most sorry for. Possibly the kid. He should never have had to make that decision, but in retrospect what else could he do?

Extremely good flash, very well done.

[The White Room]

...the chuff?

Random... very random.... but still very good! I like random things! Not as easy to see where the laughs are going to be (well i saw the soul-hitting-Jumbo-Jet gag from a mile off) but the rest was v good!

[How to get rid of bullies]

Pretty good advice lol

Although i doubt that the steps shown would actually work, but take the latter advice =) worked for me

Ps. "Anywien" should invest in "broadband" that actually works. Came up instantly on mine and my pc is hardly a ferrai of a pc thats for sure! :p

[1892]

I don't get it but its funny!

That was well wierd... but i liked it!! Theres nothing better than inexplicable madness with a seemingly invincible country guitarrist! Nice one!

[Jay's Birthday Nonsense]

Good ol' Gimli!

Good to see Gimli's still distributing axes at an alarming rate! Wierd, but solid animation!

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

ewwwwww!!!

Lmao! That was REALLY funny! Also really disgusting at the same time!!

Moral of the story: God always gets the last laugh

Ps. Sound would have been "10" had it not been for the "graphic" nature of the erm squelching :P

[Backstreet Boys]

OMG will people shut up about the stealing!!

Who gives a shit? Everything is stole from something!

AND IT WAS BY WIERD AL YANKOVIC YOU TWAT NOT BY FUNNYJUNK! NEWGROUNDS HAVE A RIGHT TO SHOW THIS AS MUCH AS FUNNYJUNK DOES!

Look at Wierd Al Yankovic's album and its there! Funny Junk are about as responsible for this as Americans are for global peace.

[CS_assault]

Does the map justice

Fantastic map, fantastic flash! Well done!

[CS_mansion]

A valuble lesson!!

But i still play with it on anyway :P