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lmao!!! That was the funniest Star Trek parody thing i've seen in ages! Nearly suffocated laughing! A masterpiece! Its amazing what you can do with samples from the TV programme!!! :D Nice work!

Niiice

That fight scene must have taken AGES to get right! Kudos for the effort! The plot was a bit dry, but meh... its knuckles and co.

(Anyone know why they changed Dr. Robotnik's name to "Eggman"? It sounds so lame!)

There was only one thing i liked about that....

...and that was the Matrix soundtrack in the final "sketch". The rest of the flash was poop.

How the f*** did this get on the front page?

I watched this with an open mind, hoping that the 4.12 score meant that it was good... was it fuck. The only relief was when it ended. Cant believe i sat through the whole thing. Not even remotely funny.

Dude wtf

Nothing there to keep any sort of interest up. Not even funny, not even entertaining on a non-comical level. A waste of space. HOW it got 3.59 is beyond me. Must have just got a (huge) bunch of mates and bribed them or something.

Dude some ppl have got a problem!

Just been reading reviews for this thing and people are criticising it for being a parody of something fresh and original therefore it is 'insulting' or 'pathetic' or w/e. Most if not ALL parodies are of fresh original ideas. These people take Flash far too seriously and need to stop taking it so personally. And most of all get out more.

That aside, a vvvvvvv goood parody!!!! It was definately a ROFL moment when the kid proposed!

I like Salad Fingers, I like Banana Fingers. Neither insults the other. Take it at face value and you are in for a treat!!!

Excellent!!

Solid.

It has it's ups and downs, but overall i think this is pretty solid. A lot of the art on this was rather good, and the music was cool too but it wasn't anything too special.

Oh and ffs quit it with the negative review replies that are totally uncalled for. What does it matter how many times warrensapp had sex? You jealous or something? Get real. You can't take the reviews don't post up on the internet for public view. Simple huh?.

(anticipates immature and irrelevant reply to this review, but doesn't really care as anything said by the author can be taken as being total bullshit that aint worth listening to in a thousand years)

Pen0rSeckz responds:

You talk like a bitch. I bet your daddy teached you that huh

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er what was that crap? Wasn't a flash feature, more like a terrible waste of net space. Good job there was no sound/music else more webspace that could be dedicated to something rather more... well interesting.

uhhhhh huh........

Concept pretty good but needs some serious work. Got good potential but really needs to be pulled off a bit better.

Trying to keep my criticisms constructive here lol. Good try though, i probably couldnt do better so i won't go on for hours about it being crap when really i cant do any better. Keep working and you'll keep improving

FiveStar responds:

Flash by InnocentBystander:
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Decent...

Yeah i have a bad life too but somehow i've got somewhere above bottom lol. I can see where you get the inspiration for this kind of thing, but don't drag yourself lower than you feel, even if you feel you've hit bottom. Decent flick though, especially considering it's your first! Good show!

Putting Flash By InnocentBystander: -none- Only proves how stupid you are

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